Jump to content

  • Log in with Facebook Log in with Twitter Log In with Google      Sign In   
  • Join the Nation

Photo

"Names He Calls Your Boobs" From Cosmo


29 replies to this topic

#1 bri

bri

    Vinny The Pooh

  • Blackhawks Fan
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 5,630 posts

Posted 26 January 2012 - 06:16 AM

This was in my latest issue of Cosmo and I thought some of you might find it amusing. It is a list of 53 of men’s favorite names for breasts. They are even categorized. I was surprised at some of the common ones left off the list. Feel free to add your own.


Animals
Guppies
Puppies
Hooters

Terrain
Hills
Mounds
Boulders
Grand Tetons
Twin Peaks

Car Parts
Headrests
Air Bags
High Beams
Spark Plugs
Honkers

Weaponry
WMDs
Bazookas
Bombshells
Cannon Balls
Bullets
Torpedoes

Musical Instruments
Tom-Toms
Kazoos
Bongos
Dueling Banjos

Nonsense Words
Flompers
Bonerizers
Badoinkies
Chesticles
Bazongas

Foods
Milk Jugs
Milkshakes
Honeydews
Coconuts
Melons
Cantaloupes
Peaches
Grapefruits
Mangos
Muffins
Flapjacks
Fried Eggs
Honey Buns
Bon Bons
Yams
Butterballs
Tamales
Chimichangas
Dumplings
Whoppers

Baby Talk
Ta-tas
Chi-chis
Boobies
Num-nums
Yum-yums






I can also add

Cupcakes
Mosquito Bites
Hand Warmers
The Girls
The Twins
Milk Dispensers
  • 0

#2 sth

sth

    All Hail Bolland

  • Blackhawks Fan
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,410 posts
  • LocationBillings, Montana

Posted 26 January 2012 - 06:19 AM

Very good list Bri. Milk Dispensers is a great one. I like calling them ladies.
  • 0

#3 bri

bri

    Vinny The Pooh

  • Blackhawks Fan
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 5,630 posts

Posted 26 January 2012 - 06:25 AM

Very good list Bri. Milk Dispensers is a great one. I like calling them ladies.



I didn't make it up. My mom's boss when she was in college called hers that and she hated it. Nowadays, that would probably fall under sexual harassment.
  • 0

#4 sth

sth

    All Hail Bolland

  • Blackhawks Fan
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,410 posts
  • LocationBillings, Montana

Posted 26 January 2012 - 06:30 AM

I didn't make it up. My mom's boss when she was in college called hers that and she hated it. Nowadays, that would probably fall under sexual harassment.

Yeah the 70's were a crazy time. I hope you would kick someones butt if they said that to you. Although I'm sure your girls are very nice.
  • 0

#5 jaxhawksfan

jaxhawksfan

    I have my own Heritage Night

  • Donating Member
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,662 posts
  • LocationBack in Jax

Posted 26 January 2012 - 06:56 AM

The girls
Love pillows
Saline Sacks
Titties
Tits
Those things
  • 0

#6 jakobeast

jakobeast

    Pope Jako

  • Blackhawks Fan
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,936 posts
  • Locationyer ma's pants

Posted 26 January 2012 - 03:02 PM

Bewbahs

Milk wagons

things I stick my wiener between








Some of those are just ridiculous.
  • 0

#7 winos5

winos5

    Happy on the inside

  • Donating Member
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 5,279 posts
  • LocationWish You Were Here

Posted 26 January 2012 - 03:06 PM

Golden winabagos

Edited by winos5, 26 January 2012 - 03:06 PM.

  • 0

#8 winos5

winos5

    Happy on the inside

  • Donating Member
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 5,279 posts
  • LocationWish You Were Here

Posted 26 January 2012 - 03:06 PM

mosquito bites
  • 0

#9 Ymono37

Ymono37

    The Reverend of IHN

  • Blackhawks Fan
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,482 posts
  • LocationSuburbia

Posted 26 January 2012 - 03:12 PM

things I stick my wiener between

your Dad's buttcheeks?
the couch cushions?
the sides of a bored-out cantaloupe?
2 pieces of microwaved liver?
the walls of a truck-stop men's room?
RK's lips?

:)






crap, now I'm horny...
  • 1

#10 howcho

howcho

    I prefer Brunettes.

  • Blackhawks Fan
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 886 posts
  • LocationAbbotsford, British Columbia

Posted 26 January 2012 - 05:42 PM

Food

Dairy

Nonsense

Mahoskas

and under weapons I am fond of..

Ordinance

Edited by howcho, 26 January 2012 - 05:43 PM.

  • 0

#11 MassHavoc

MassHavoc

    Rrrrooaadhouse.

  • Moderator
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 16,468 posts
  • LocationChicago, South Loop

Posted 26 January 2012 - 07:03 PM

Fun Bags
  • 0

#12 whiteevo

whiteevo

    C.L.I.T. Commander

  • Blackhawks Fan
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,008 posts
  • Locationkalamazoo, mi

Posted 26 January 2012 - 08:15 PM

Fun Bags


yes they are...............wait what........sorry
  • 0

#13 Bringmepie

Bringmepie

    Chicago Stadium Haze

  • Blackhawks Fan
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 666 posts

Posted 26 January 2012 - 08:45 PM

Fun Bags

I think I've heard that used on the TV show, "House". That makes it legitimate.. mmmmm-maybe.
  • 0

#14 howcho

howcho

    I prefer Brunettes.

  • Blackhawks Fan
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 886 posts
  • LocationAbbotsford, British Columbia

Posted 26 January 2012 - 10:28 PM

I call the left one
Barry Trotts
and the right one
Bruce Boudreux
  • 0

#15 jakobeast

jakobeast

    Pope Jako

  • Blackhawks Fan
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,936 posts
  • Locationyer ma's pants

Posted 27 January 2012 - 12:37 AM

I call the left one
Barry Trotts
and the right one
Bruce Boudreux


Well, I guess tits don't have necks.
  • 0

#16 jakobeast

jakobeast

    Pope Jako

  • Blackhawks Fan
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,936 posts
  • Locationyer ma's pants

Posted 27 January 2012 - 12:38 AM

your Dad's buttcheeks?
the couch cushions?
the sides of a bored-out cantaloupe?
2 pieces of microwaved liver?
the walls of a truck-stop men's room?
RK's lips?

:icon-smile:






crap, now I'm horny...


you too?
  • 0

#17 Bringmepie

Bringmepie

    Chicago Stadium Haze

  • Blackhawks Fan
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 666 posts

Posted 27 January 2012 - 02:45 AM

I call the left one
Barry Trotts
and the right one
Bruce Boudreux

Your left and right or hers?
  • 0

#18 bri

bri

    Vinny The Pooh

  • Blackhawks Fan
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 5,630 posts

Posted 27 January 2012 - 04:26 AM

Surprised nobody has said Knockers.

Howcho, I was surprised you didn't name them Henrik and Daniel.
  • 0

#19 howcho

howcho

    I prefer Brunettes.

  • Blackhawks Fan
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 886 posts
  • LocationAbbotsford, British Columbia

Posted 27 January 2012 - 04:30 AM

After they get a little red I could
  • 0

#20 bri

bri

    Vinny The Pooh

  • Blackhawks Fan
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 5,630 posts

Posted 27 January 2012 - 04:32 AM

After they get a little red I could




It would be hard to find two bigger boobs than them.
  • 0




0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users