Great Scott: Vote Early, Vote Often

Who says the NHL All-Star game has to feature the NHL's most talented players in the league? It's that time of year to kick off a campaign that will highlight the leagues least talented player, but valuable in terms of character, hard work, and team appreciation.

Besides, everyone knows the true quality of a player comes from the heart. And with that, we present the John Scott All-Star Campaign:

John Scott has gained a total of one assist in 15 games this year, living the dream that every beer-leaguer can commend. His willingness and versatility from defense to forward strikes fear into the opponents... no, don't kid yourself, it's a literal fear that forbids them from even touching the towering 6' 8" giant as he protects the NHL's finest crop of forwards.

Don't fool yourself. His total of 9 PIM's this year is a far-cry from where they would stand if opponents actually welcomed the challenge of throwing punches with the leagues most effective enforcer. In fact, he's so effective they wouldn't even dare to look at anyone on the Blackhawks without showing an ounce of respect in fear of being challenged by Scottzilla.

The Blackhawks are 10-4-1 when Scott is in the line-up and 1-0-0 whenever he scores a point. Yes, 100% win percentage whenever Scott is involved offensively.

Can't argue with the facts.

Why waste your vote? Vote early, vote often.

Via Al Sharpton's Nephew